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Britney Spears made me a better person
Britney Spears Made Me a Better Person!The Simon - Los Angeles,CA,USA
... Nothing worked until one day I came across the website that altered my life.
I want to thank Britney Spears for opening my eyes. ...
Jen is being sarcastic. She went to the Britney Spears website and read some of Britney's letters to her fans. So cleverly, Jen wrote "8 Habits of One Highly Effective Person." Some of the things she has learned from Britney Spears are:
- Appreciate your Mom's hot Body.
- Keep Nicknames for your Husband Simple
- Savor your Time with Literature
- Learn the Arts
- Be Gracious
- Take time to enjoy the simple things
- Understand the cooking / motherhood parallel
- Experience the closest thing to God, a baby
This is a pretty funny article, but quite sarcastic and probably not right for the die hard fans!
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